Podcast: DMTFPOD

DMTF093 – See You in Three Points

Joel and Jan meet up in person in Moritz’s studio in the most professional setup we ever recorded in (yes, it is a low bar). Simon joins us from Sūþseaxe to discuss the latest developments of our beloved Hertha. Things are going well at the moment and we are somehow excited to see what is coming next. We fight against our Hertha instincts to expect the sky to fall on our heads as best as we can and try to enjoy the moment.

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DMTF093 – See You in Three Points

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Download file | Play in new window | Duration: 57:02 | Recorded on 09/10/2026

09/12/2026
DMTF092 – The First Rule of Project Weinschorle…

Rebecca, Joel, Patrick and Jan meet up in the interwebs to talk about the crazy run the men’s team is on and how our Hertha Frauen are faring in the new league. Joel gives us a TED Talk on all things Canadian politics and we answer some questions from our three (?) listeners. Due to some technical problems, Rebecca’s track was not recorded towards the end, so it might sound a bit unorganic; we had to cut a few minutes. It won’t happen again. Let us know what you think, guys!

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DMTF092 – The First Rule of Project Weinschorle…

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Download file | Play in new window | Duration: 1:31:44 | Recorded on 09/02/2026

09/05/2026
DMTF091 – Commie Jesus, Trade Wars and Planning a Parade

Joel, Patrick and Jan get together for another Hertha update after the first two matchdays in the men’s second tier. They are joined by Ed, who jumped on the call rather spontaneously. Apart from the latest exploits of our teams, we also learn a lot about the Liquor Control Board of Ontario.

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DMTF091 – Commie Jesus, Trade Wars and Planning a Parade

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DMTF091 – Commie Jesus, Trade Wars and Planning a Parade

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Download file | Play in new window | Duration: 1:25:17 | Recorded on 08/21/2026

08/20/2026
DMTF090 – Like a Bad Fart

A full house reconvenes to give our feelings about and ruminations on the 2026/27 season of the men’s team. Rebecca gibes her two cents on the latest Castore exploits. Ed comes in after the buzzer with a voice message. Hilarity ensues.

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DMTF090 – Like a Bad Fart

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Download file | Play in new window | Duration: 1:10:34 | Recorded on 08/05/2026

08/07/2026
DMTF089 – Where There Is Fire…

Joel, Patrick and Jan try to do a post mortem on a rotting corpse and get distracted a lot in the process. What else is new?

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DMTF089 – Where There Is Fire…

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Download file | Play in new window | Duration: 1:13:07 | Recorded on 07/09/2026

07/11/2026
DMTF088 – The One Who Shall Not Be Named

We get together for a quick one. Will we ever record the post-mortem? Who knows…

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DMTF088 – The One Who Shall Not Be Named

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Download file | Play in new window | Duration: 00:39:42 | Recorded on 06/17/2026

06/20/2026
DMTF087 – Wired & Tired & a Failure of Management (with Ed)

Joel, Patrick and Jan are joined by Ed to discuss what is currently happening at Hertha.

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DMTF087 – Wired & Tired & a Failure of Management (with Ed)

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Download file | Play in new window | Duration: 00:55:38 | Recorded on 05/28/2026

06/02/2026
DMTF086 – Fighting Germans in Elevators

After the last matchday of the 2025/26 buli 2 season, Joel tells us about all the great fun he had on his away trip and some other interesting anecdotes from the sweet expat life…

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DMTF086 – Fighting Germans in Elevators

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Download file | Play in new window | Duration: 1:12:04 | Recorded on 05/19/2026

05/20/2026
DMTF085 – Max Patioed

Joel and Jan get together at a secret location while Patrick joins us via the interwebs for another roundup of all things Hertha. We will be back after the last home game for our men’s team next week!

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DMTF085 – Max Patioed

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05/07/2026
DMTF084 – The One With the Incinerating Toilet

Simon and Jan get together in front of a microphone, just like we started out in 2017. They cover the recent months since our last episode in September and digress, as usual. They manage to squeeze some hope out of the Mens’ 2025/26 campaign and promise to be back after the next home game with our Canadian Joel for another in-person sesh. HaHoHe, motherfuckers…

00:00:00 Introduction and Hellos
00:02:04 Where Were We?
00:03:43 BSCKSV MD31
00:11:05 Our “Highlights” of the Season So Far
00:16:56 Ted Lasso (Brief Digression)
00:18:09 Our 2nd Best Aspects of the Season
00:23:46 General Meeting of Hertha, Berliner Sport-Club e. V.
00:29:45 Road Rage in Kopenhagen (Another Brief Digression)
00:31:15 Our 3rd Best Aspects
00:39:05 Jan the Zealot Goes On and On About the 1. Frauen…
00:40:50 Woran hattet jelejen?
00:42:13 Rune Jarstein and Norway (Just Another Brief Digression)
00:44:29 The Incinerator Toilet
00:47:49 Just Trying to Find Our Way Back into the Podcast
00:55:55 Fuck If I Know, They’re Just Rambling On
01:04:24. Goodbyes and Outro

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