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DMTF084 – The One With the Incinerating Toilet

Simon and Jan get together in front of a microphone, just like we started out in 2017. They cover the recent months since our last episode in September and digress, as usual. They manage to squeeze some hope out of the Mens’ 2025/26 campaign and promise to be back after the next home game with our Canadian Joel for another in-person sesh. HaHoHe, motherfuckers…

00:00:00 Introduction and Hellos
00:02:04 Where Were We?
00:03:43 BSCKSV MD31
00:11:05 Our “Highlights” of the Season So Far
00:16:56 Ted Lasso (Brief Digression)
00:18:09 Our 2nd Best Aspects of the Season
00:23:46 General Meeting of Hertha, Berliner Sport-Club e. V.
00:29:45 Road Rage in Kopenhagen (Another Brief Digression)
00:31:15 Our 3rd Best Aspects
00:39:05 Jan the Zealot Goes On and On About the 1. Frauen…
00:40:50 Woran hattet jelejen?
00:42:13 Rune Jarstein and Norway (Just Another Brief Digression)
00:44:29 The Incinerator Toilet
00:47:49 Just Trying to Find Our Way Back into the Podcast
00:55:55 Fuck If I Know, They’re Just Rambling On
01:04:24. Goodbyes and Outro

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DMTF084 – The One With the Incinerating Toilet

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04/30/2026
DMTF083 – The One Where They Won

After a momentous weekend of sports and other news, Joel, Patrick and Jan get together for a quick episode, trying to come to terms that the men’s team a) won a match and b) scored multiple goals from open play, a feat they had not accomplished so far this season.

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DMTF083 – The One Where They Won

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09/15/2025
DMTF082 – “WTF is going on with our club?!?”

We’ve got a full house with Simon, Rebecca, Joel, Patrick, and Jan – a very lively bunch – while the men’s team feels about as dead as a dodo. Still, there are some positives (WOMEN’S TEAM!) happening at our beloved Alte Dame. Chock-full of news and packed with listener questions – get in there!

Special thanks to Steve for the title inspiration and Joey, Jack, Anna, Moritz, Steve and Drew for your questions!

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Shownotes:

klick4all: https://bit.ly/4mTjCEq

documentary: https://bit.ly/4oYwASy

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09/04/2025
DMTF081 – The Bembel of Death (feat. Moritz)

After three league games, Hertha has not yet taken home three points. We bring in Moritz, who has made our new intro and was in Darmstadt last weekend.

Enjoy!

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Shownotes:

Moritz von Eschersheim:

www.linktr.ee/moritzvoneschersheim

Die Lusti-Suchtis:

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08/28/2025
DMTF080 – The Shittiness Continues

joel, patrick and jan don’t really want to talk about our old lady’s “successes”, but there is hardly anything to find these days to begin with. We force ourselves to look at the past two matches and try to find any glimmer of hope with binoculars and microscopes.

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08/21/2025
DMTF079 – A Piss-poor Performance

We are back with the latest from our beloved Alte Dame. With Joel unable to join us, we have a very special guest (first-time caller, no time listener) Rebecca, who loves to talk about all kinds of sports and has a soft spot for jerseys and kits and does a regular thread on bluesky about the mos jerseys for a season. She also had the “joy” of being present in gelsenkirchen for the annual letdown on match day 1.

Enjoy!

If you like our little podcast project, any comments, reviews on iTunes, retweets would be greatly appreciated. You can find us on most social media under @dmtfpodcast.

Shownotes:

Gary Oldman passing gas:

NHL reverse retro jerseys:

https://www.espn.com/nhl/story/_/id/34829213/ranking-all-32-nhl-reverse-retro-jerseys-2022-23

Rebecca on Bluesky:

https://bsky.app/profile/fantasyloverin.bsky.social

00:00:00 Intros & Hellos
00:02:40 s04-bsc (MD 1)
00:18:47 Shoutout to Steve
00:20:02 Slow Horses, Farts and Such
00:22:13 Fun with Kits (w/ special guest Rebecca)
00:45:11 More Rebecca Stories
00:49:55 Expectations for the Season
00:52:10 Listener Questions
01:03:20 Next up: bsc-ksc and more rambling
01:12:35 Goodbye

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08/07/2025
DMTF078 – The Fake French Guy

After a longer pause to recharge our whatevers, Joel, Patrick and Jan are back to discuss the latest developments at the club. Simon is living his best life, and while we miss him, who are we to tell him what to do…

If you like our little podcast project, any comments, reviews on iTunes, retweets would be greatly appreciated. You can find us on most social media under @dmtfpodcast.

Shownotes:

Bill Burr:

https://youtu.be/VEKCaWkwXb4?si=bugIXMAbr8dCJXe5

Jan’s friend’s dissertation:

https://www.deutsche-digitale-bibliothek.de/item/JORSHCPYAWW4VC3R6OASBCBSMCNZCR4C

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07/27/2025
DMTF077 – Polizei, Search Warrants and Bo-bitch

It’s the end of June. All Hertha podcasts are on summer break. All Hertha podcasts? No. A skeleton crew of Patrick and Jan brings you all the latest news about our beloved Hertha.

If you like our little podcast project, any comments, reviews on iTunes, retweets would be greatly appreciated. You can find us on most social media under @dmtfpodcast.

Shownotes:

Sauron/Trump bit from dropout.tv:

https://youtu.be/QMBnEIzDLE0

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06/27/2025
DMTF077 – Polizei, Search Warrants & Bo-bitch

It’s the end of June. All Hertha podcasts are on summer break. All Hertha podcasts? No. A skeleton crew of Patrick and Jan brings you all the latest news about our beloved Hertha.

If you like our little podcast project, any comments, reviews on iTunes, retweets would be greatly appreciated. You can find us on most social media under @dmtfpodcast.

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Sauron/Trump bit from dropout.tv: https://youtu.be/QMBnEIzDLE0

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06/25/2025
DMTF076 – It’s an Indigenous Thing

With all Hertha seasons over (runners-up by the ladies – awesome job), Joel (back from his travels) and fellow Canuck Patrick meet virtually with the Alman Jan to talk it out.

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https://bit.ly/joelherthaarticle

https://bit.ly/herthasimonarticle

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06/05/2025